celestial-sexhair:

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

you just broke the fourth wall

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this really works for some people (like 10-30 new followers) so give it a try!

(Source: s-un-rise, via rottedwildberry)

“ If you cum and she doesn’t…you didn’t fuck her, she fucked you.

'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right

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vuls:

birds are lucky because they get to attend concerts for free

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